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Mon Nov 30

Oh hey everyone

Our blog birthday (blirthday) is Thursday. Expect something big from ronworkman. And we expect recognition from all of YOU. Yea, you.

fluxdemots: americanshaft These are like the boots from 40 Year Old Virgin. But worse.

fluxdemots:

americanshaft

These are like the boots from 40 Year Old Virgin. But worse.

liburrying it.

brett dennen is now right up there with iron and wine.

Daily Dose.

(After saving hundreds of photos of TaySway on my computer for blog purposes, I have made the leap and created a “TaySway” folder. FML? No. She’s the bomb)

might have just spent a little too long staring at this. 9gag: Mr.Escher

might have just spent a little too long staring at this.

9gag:

Mr.Escher

Sparky or Sparklet? only oz can tell. (via juliasegal)

Sparky or Sparklet? only oz can tell.

(via juliasegal)

Sun Nov 29
When I was little, my mom bought me a pair of sparkling ruby red slippers. Occasionally, I would sport them around the house. After several weeks, my twin brother decided he too needed a pair of sparkly ruby red slippers (with heel). Mom indulged and purchased him a pair. He not only wore his pair more than I did but also strutted around fashionably in public with them on. Needless to say, his sexuality was questioned at an early age. Luckily, he outgrew that phase last year. goodbyeforeverfatty: (via accidentallydomesticated)

When I was little, my mom bought me a pair of sparkling ruby red slippers. Occasionally, I would sport them around the house. After several weeks, my twin brother decided he too needed a pair of sparkly ruby red slippers (with heel). Mom indulged and purchased him a pair. He not only wore his pair more than I did but also strutted around fashionably in public with them on. Needless to say, his sexuality was questioned at an early age.

Luckily, he outgrew that phase last year.

goodbyeforeverfatty:

(via accidentallydomesticated)

Vintage Liquor.

Original ad:
Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles.

From Timmy Tucker to **********@**********.org

Hey there! I saw your ad on ********** and have some “vintage” liquor you may be interested in.

I have about half a handle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, a rare vintage rum from the Caribbean. I bought this at a liquor store on Long Island in 2007, and believe that its taste has really aged to perfection. I am willing to sell this for $300.

I also have a very rare bottle of Aristocrat Tequila. You can taste the fine vintage in every sip. I acquired it from a friend who says he bought it at a liquor store in Baltimore in 2005. You can really taste that southern atmosphere in this one! Due to its rarity, I will sell this for $500.

Also, if you are interested, I have about half a case of vintage Natural Ice beer. It was acquired from a frat party I was at about a month ago. This frat has a very old history with Syracuse, and that history came with the beer. It doesn’t get much more vintage than this. I will part with this at $50 per can.

I really hate to see this stuff go, but after my third DUI, the court ordered me to do a program that involves me staying sober, so I think it is best that I part with this rare liquor.

Please let me know if you are interested. I have several other buyers lined up, so I will need to know very soon.

Thanks,

Tim

Tim sounds like Oz’s kind of man. Classy.

txtsfrmlstnght:

(512): I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as ‘the girl who signed her receipt in blood’


txtsfrmlstnght:

(443): he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber